Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but aren’t. Wear rainbow sandals on the daily. And, get driven in a 80k dollar sprinter van to strands or salt creek thinking they own the place, even though they are just dorks.
by Steamed rice October 13, 2025
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During my teenage years, I had to juggle my parents' expectations of maturity with their constant reminders to clean my room—talk about a confusing time!
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Sometimes 20s-30s ppl are called "youth"
Sometimes 20s-30s ppl are called "youth"
(teenage (contd.))
(this is usually when the parents/family elders marry them off, although this is an increasingly autonomous choice today (especially for the men))
BUT
The pressure to marry and have children before she's 30 is still very much there*
*cz here family, parents (especially mother) and generally anyone older than you (firmly 'boomers' per US age standards)** is given divine worship by everyone (heck, we call even unrelated interactions as 'mom' 'older brother' 'older/younger sister' 'aunty' 'uncle' etc.)
And it's quite a religious worship for a supposedly secular country as 'Bharat "Mata"' ('mother' India)
As a result, we have Third Reich-style 'labour' policy for school, work n everything else in between at ALL ages/stages
(this is usually when the parents/family elders marry them off, although this is an increasingly autonomous choice today (especially for the men))
BUT
The pressure to marry and have children before she's 30 is still very much there*
*cz here family, parents (especially mother) and generally anyone older than you (firmly 'boomers' per US age standards)** is given divine worship by everyone (heck, we call even unrelated interactions as 'mom' 'older brother' 'older/younger sister' 'aunty' 'uncle' etc.)
And it's quite a religious worship for a supposedly secular country as 'Bharat "Mata"' ('mother' India)
As a result, we have Third Reich-style 'labour' policy for school, work n everything else in between at ALL ages/stages
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I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
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Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
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a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.
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