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Teddy

the cutest person ever
so so so sweet and funny
pretty quiet but he opens up fast
brunette usually
“ have you seen Teddy?”
he’s a teddy bear
by :) anonymous April 6, 2022
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Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids
Teddy is finds Alice mutio peng
by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021
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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
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Teddy

Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.
Where’s your balls teddy?

In my mouth I think

No they aren’t there in your bum
by Rogue judges May 5, 2020
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Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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