Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004

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tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

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tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money

"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B

by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023

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Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can

“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”

by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018

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Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.

"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "

by SilkyJ August 25, 2021

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