Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004

tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010

Mod Tech

Modern Technology............

Sat nav is considered modern technology aka "mod tech"

by AdamStone April 15, 2010

tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010

tech karma

A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.

Scarlett's been through 3 laptops already this year - she has terrible tech karma.

by runkelfinker August 31, 2010

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011