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Lighter tax

The common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. It is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.
That scabby bastard stole my lighter again, that's second time this week he's taken the 'lighter tax'.
by 9" nanny July 23, 2016
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Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies
Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(
by Boo :p August 25, 2021
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Death Tax

Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.

A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
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Novelty Tax

That extra bit of $$$ people charge you to pay on top for something because it's unusual, nostalgic/iconic and elicits gawkers/discussion/conversation. It might not even be a particularly rare or valuable item but because of the aforementioned attributes the novelty tax greatly exaggerates it's value.
Example 1:
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."

Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
by Theupdownturnaround December 31, 2021
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Tax In Italian

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021
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Tax Joe

by Local Squirrel March 11, 2023
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woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps
woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
by yngmdz November 16, 2020
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