Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

location tape

Location Tape is an original adhesive tape invented for The Television/Film Industry. The first of its kind, derived out of Los Angeles or "HOLLYWOOD" as some call it by a Union Member of LIUNA and IATSE, both International outfits. This Ingenious Inventor and his idea has created a brand and product that forever will be part of the movie making process while making history in its consequence . Simply humble in its elemental form while the impact of this product results in contributing to the future innovators and creators by example. "Work Smarter not Harder" is the motto for The Original Location Tape. Can be sourced at local expendables supply stores.

"Grab some LOCATION TAPE from the cart for the install" or

"Make sure we have LOCATION TAPE for tomorrows locations"
; and its never just one simple easy location either!!!

by LoCoTaPe January 29, 2022