Ivan tan

is a annoying show off anyone would be unlucky to meet him as he will show off everything to you buy and he also have a terrible personality in doing what he does example like what sport he is good at saying how shit u are and very salty about a teacher when he had a girlfriend and the teacher force them to break up and called his parent about it but when his junior had one girlfriend the teacher did no care he very salty he is jealous of a boy that has all the better stuff than him thus making him have a terrible personality

who is a bitch Ivan tan is the bitch

by Akashi seijuro September 26, 2018

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt. It occurs when people go long periods of time without bathing, and mainly effects parts of the body that are exposed would normally get tan (forearms, calves, and face). Hick tans are most common during camping/hiking trips, on people who play muddy/dusty sports such as soccer or baseball, or amongst people who live in the country with a lot of dust and dirt, possibly on farms (AKA hicks….sorry). One may notice that somebody has a hick tan because layers of dirt will be visible, or begin to crack on the surface of their skin. Also, if it rains, or if the person gets wet, they will become significantly whiter since the dirt will run off and because it is impossible to absorb sunlight with a hick tan.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

Or

GuyA: Girl1 had such a nice tan until yesterday. I wonder if she spray-tans?
GuyB: It rained yesterday. I'd bet she had a hick tan from working on her field earlier this week.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

brain-tan

A blow-job from a Cuban girl.

Sara-Lucia brain-tanned a buck skin in the parking lot.

by BH0010 December 16, 2008

foil tan

a term used to describe when somone is high from smoking the drug oxycontin

"you look like a zombie, foil tanning much?"

by GRE3NY May 20, 2009

Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.

"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"

by The Super Villain June 24, 2009

Faggots Tan

A tan achieved by wearing a V-Neck T-Shirt in the sun for a prolonged period of time.
From the common fact that "faggots" invented V-Necks, mixed with the well known Farmers Tan

Friend "Bro, is that a farmers tan?!"
Faggot "Hell Naaa gurl, that's a faggots tan!"

by Not Your Mother. June 6, 2013

Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.

Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?

by sir keith June 23, 2011