lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!

by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018

Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead

hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?

by methplz May 2, 2025

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.

Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon

by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023