Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin June 7, 2018

gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

Touch Lad

What is usually said to show that a feeling of respect is mutual or to show thanks, this is generally followed by bumping knuckles together with the other person.

Person 1: "Orr! I'm gonners lad!"
Person 2: "Touch lad!"
*touch fists*

by Drewwy310 November 5, 2010

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 October 13, 2008