by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do
by BIGGESTDICKBENJIMIN December 24, 2018
Get the Maxmug. by Jhgfsweth za November 5, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is a stupid idiot who is a cheater and a player. He is the ultimate fuckboy and is most likely depressed. He is most likely gay because he can’t stick to one girl.
Oh look at that boy he’s such a player, he must be max.
Oh look at that hot girl I wanna date her...2 days later at another girl omg she’s so hot.
Oh look at that hot girl I wanna date her...2 days later at another girl omg she’s so hot.
by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018
Get the Maxmug. by Ireallydontknow1 December 14, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
Get the Maxmug. noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
Get the Maxmug.