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are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020
mugGet the are you cooked?mug.

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT
by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020
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Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number
yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam
by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020
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Gabe Cook

He’s really sexy and loves the boys.
Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.
by StonkyKong August 6, 2019
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Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege
The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.
by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010
mugGet the Cook Sourcingmug.

Billy Cook

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.
She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.
by NWMOSG July 15, 2020
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