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Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
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Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.
by FrigOffCyrus November 23, 2018
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contiguity theory

A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.
Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019
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Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009
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Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022
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Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.
Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.
by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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