The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.
Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered
ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:
1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"
Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:
1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"
Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

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by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.
"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."
by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.
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