shitty pants

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

by Emma McBride August 1, 2003

shitty dudes

A person, male or female, not up to par on his game.
A person who only cares for himself, or for the wellbeing of himself.
Doesn't give a fuck about anyone, not even his friends.

John: "Hey Bill did you pick up your brother from soccer?"
Bill: "Nah, I decied to go and get fucked up instead!"
John: "What a SHITTY DUDE! He had to walk home five miles in the rain!"

by Z-bo May 31, 2005

shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up

"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "

by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016

Shitty Grizzam

A horrible event in which only the most horrible things happen to someone, by the most grizzled and horrible people. Often applicable to horror movies, car wrecks, etc..Often used as a response to create dark humor.

Oh man, that was the shitty grizzam!

by Skrewbox April 3, 2009

shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

Shitty Mickey

When a man fucks a woman whilst taking a shit on the toilet, and his balls slapping her ass make marks that resemble Shitty Mickey Mouse ears.

My girlfriend was in the bathroom so I busted through the door and served her with a Shitty Mickey!

by Dick Roque February 26, 2011

shitty stuff

Is some activity you do that doesnt relate in sexual act mostly talks , jiggles ,cards

You bro let go over space club and do dome shitty stuff

by ZadXI June 7, 2018