When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
by Shreksualovers December 11, 2019
by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023
1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
by SealCaller2010 June 03, 2010
Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.
Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.
Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.
Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!
Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.
Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!
by Kheetah272 March 21, 2020
by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020
To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.
75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method
A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.
The Correct anser is "B"
A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.
The Correct anser is "B"
by Caesar Tin-U June 19, 2008