Hahahhahahahahah Andrew.
by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
the Internet (slang), as boob tube is for television.
* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).
* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.
* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.
* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.
* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).
* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.
* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.
* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.
by ououou August 09, 2004
by Metallica4-11 March 30, 2003
A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.
Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?
Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.
Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.
Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.
Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.
by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008
A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
by Awsnap Whoodat May 24, 2011
Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
by Cliffe009 January 03, 2017