shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010

Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.

It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.

by that other guy over there October 4, 2008

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

sarm goblin

a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...

i tried to get a bench on monday but the 39 sarm goblins had already taken it

by sarm secluder 69 December 2, 2021

Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021

Goblin Squad

A group of people who are better then goons, have more authority. knows what to do and what not to do, there usually rich and have big dreams.

The Goblin Squad is better then the Goon Squad in so many ways.

by tiffanylaurenxo December 29, 2010