Cheese Cult

Babur's gathering of individuals who respect and celebrate cheese through various studies and creations involving volleyball boys and flavor. Atsumu is ground-up cheez-its.

y/n: lev your hair is cheese colored
Lev: are you in the cheese cult?

by da1chiccjozzy May 25, 2020

Cheese Flop

Noun
Origin: Urban Dictionary combo.

A dumb bitch or slut who fails miserably.

That girl didn't know why there was an echo in an empty room.
What a CHEESE FLOP!

Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.

by Ebomb85 June 21, 2011

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Fromunda cheese

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting

Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower

by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008

Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021