Bump Hump

Its when a man has sex with a pregnant woman by placing his penis between the underside of her breast and the top of her pregnant belly. You have to approach her from the side and push her breast and belly together to make it tighter.

While my wife was 8-9 months pregnant, I noticed that there was a nice space between the bottom of her breasts and the top of her belly..almost like cleavage and I thought it would be hot to have sex with that part of her body just like titty fucking. So we called it the Bump Hump.

by jsaustin December 28, 2010

bump and a beer

drinking term; term for a drink order; consists of a straight shot and a beer

Bartender: "What can I get for ya?"

Customer: "I'll take a bump and a beer."

by BedTimeBomb February 25, 2008

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

bump nasties

sex

see "bump uglies"

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

bump kitties

the act of 2 girls getting it on with each other.

Rob: Did Ashley and Ange just go to the bathroom together
Mike: Yeah they are going to bump kitties!!!

by Mike Lichtersnatch February 27, 2011

speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe December 28, 2005

The Fist Bump

When a guy puts his fist in a girls pussy and a fist in her ass (at the same time) and then fist bumps them together.

*This can be done solo or with another person for ultimate female satisfaction

We gave this wookie bitch the fist bump the other day.

by PHISHBritches January 31, 2010