Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

Life-saving extraction

Physical removal of an individual from a situation that is life threatening and not compatible with continued life; when a person is removed from a dangerous situation where death is imminent.

He waited patiently for a life-saving extraction from the crimes against humanity committed by the regime founded on organized crime.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 12, 2018

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019