lint sucker

A girl who will suck your dick before you've even had a chance to wipe the underwear lint off of it.

He didn't have a chance to change clothes after work but he was lucky enough to hook up with a lint sucker.

lint sucker by Poop S. July 24, 2008

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Sucker

Originally a fish in the Mississippi River that migrated south in the winter. Term was then applied in the 1830's to lead miners from Missouri. Northern miners without houses who stayed for the winter lived underground and were nicknamed Badgers and Gophers. Southerners who would go south each winter were called suckers like the fish. They would return each spring to buy worthless mining claims. Hence the term was coined. This is also why Missouri is now the show-me-state.

He sold his worthless mined out claim to a sucker.

Sucker by GTKC August 26, 2007

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chode sucker

some one very much like jantzen minton who sucks cocks that are wider than the are long and who sppoges in othe mens assholes and sucks it out with straws... jantzen also has a fetish for gerbils... i have no idea why he is such a sick fuck

god ur such a fucking chode sucker

chode sucker by the one and only grand dragon of the abingdon kkk June 8, 2003

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sucker punch

A sneaky punch from behind used for the element of surprise to incite the ire of prospective opponent. Usually it is just to shock the opponent, and not to cause any real damage.

Bastard sucker punched me!

sucker punch by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004