"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."
by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly
Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
by Eve Williams May 7, 2020

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010

Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).
OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special
by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Daughter of rapper Playboi carti, as confirmed in ‘H00DBYAIR’ (“24 when i had onyx, 27 when i had eve”)
by ig-_.00.lukas December 19, 2023

When you follow someone posting every single move they make on a fake social media account for the sole purpose of their mental breakdown and to exacerbate their complete and utter destruction.
Fuck I hate him so much ...... like the paparazzi we are going to follow his ass and make sure that this eves-spotting drags him straight to the worst part of a living hell
by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018
