Basketball Anti-Sub Policy

The subbing policy of failures. Instead of rotating team players throughout the entire game to constantly provide the team with "fresh legs" and speed to wear the other team down, only the starters are played. With constant subbing, you will improve the skills and dynamics of the entire team. If you do not sub frequently, you aren't improving all of your players and therefore you are not coaching all of your players. Although the starters typically are the best players, after 3-4 quarters most of them look like they are going to throw up or pass out. Once the first string of players is worn down to the point of complete exhaustion, at last a coach will sub in new players. Since these players hardly ever get any play time, they are unable to meld into the team's dynamic easily. One mistake and these subs will be pulled out. Starters do not trust them because they aren't used to playing with these team mates although they too can be excellent basketball players.

So there you have it- starters die of exhaustion, new players come in, no one on the team can do anything right and the game goes to hell.

Happy coaching guys!

1st quarter:
Fan 1- Wow the players are doing great!
Fan 2- Agreed! Check out that 3 pointer!

2nd quarter:
Fan 1- Amazing defense!
Fan 2- Agreed.

3rd quarter:

Fan 1- Jeez, that girl looks like she's about to hurl.
Fan 2- Oh finally! Some subbing! GO TEAM!

4th quarter:
Fan 1- Maybe if there was some more frequent subbing, the team would be more successful in situations like this. The girls obviously aren't trusting each other since they're not used to playing with each other.

Fan 2- This is the Basketball Anti-Sub Policy at its best. We're screwed.

by RazzDazDinosaur March 14, 2012

meatball sub

A meatball sub is when a male places his pubicle sac and/or testicles into a woman's vagina. Preferably done during the menstrual cycle so that some sauce can accompany the meatballs.

John: Hey man, how did your night turn out?

Paul: Pretty good, I ended up giving that chick a meatball sub

John: Nice!!!

by Akostellem December 14, 2009

the nuclear sub

The nuclear sub is when a guy or girl places an object in the anus while submerged (usually in the bath) and builds up a fart strong enough to fire the object across the room.

I love doing the nuclear sub while in the bath

by XzBIGNUKEzX November 9, 2018

sink the sub

This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.

Dude, we just got to play sink the sub in geography. She went to the bottom in 10 minutes.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Numquam ubi sub ubi

Latin/English sound pun. The direct translation from Latin to English is "Never where under where." When spoken it comes out as "Never wear underwear." The phrase follows the natural progression of sweet freshman Latin students to their randy senior counterparts and is derived from Semper ubi sub ubi.

Teacher: Semper ubi sub ubi!
Class: Numquam ubi sub ubi!
Teacher: Numquam??? Oh good grief!
Class: <hilarity ensues>
Teacher: Settle down class!

by ChuckSki March 16, 2009

alabama meatball sub

the act of shitting in a girls vagina then putting ur balls inside the vagina

hey dude i gave ur gf a alabama meatball sub

by doom sargeant November 17, 2010

Girlfriend Sub

A friend that is used as a substitute for a real girlfriend who performs the duties of the same. A friend that is used to give the appearance that you are in a relationship, but it is strictly platonic.

Alma: Wow you are going out with Geo AGAIN!
Syra: Yeah, our third date this week.
Alma: So you guys are dating?
Syra: No I am just his Girlfriend Sub.

by Sy Lopez September 29, 2008