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Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.
by part irishman September 16, 2009
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shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011
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Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips
Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)
by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011
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swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.
Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.
by JeffersonM April 12, 2013
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Stone Stem

A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.
Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.
by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014
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Rolling Stone

"Ross Lekkas"

A Complex minimalist.

Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.

Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.
"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"

"Papa was a Rollin Stone."

"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"
by HEKTOR Jnr June 20, 2018
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The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.
Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"
by Negronian June 5, 2018
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