Shit stain

A mark rarely found on the face of young children whom measure their height with shoes on and resemble a dried up noodle. The shit stain is a mark of Satan and over time it can cause the sufferer to grow extra chromosomes

Yo my mate Tiernan has a shit stain on his face that nibba fucked

by Dankmememasterpapi69 May 27, 2018

Lipstick Stain

You use this term when you think someone is cheating {Preferably a female.}

It's also used as another term for oral sex. {Preferred for females.}

"You're a lipstick stain."

or

"I stained the lipstick last night."

by Blesarus May 15, 2018

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

curb stain

When a dumb ass doesn’t remember the term skid mark

Glenn: *farts so loud he sounds like he shit himself*
Me: oh my god Glenn. Did you shit yourself?

Glenn: no I don’t leave curb stains

by Disgustingglenn March 22, 2020

chamber of stains

The jack off room of a strip club or adult store

bill had a good time in the chamber of stains

by adambomb76 May 24, 2018

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...

Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...

by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018

fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.

Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?

by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016