dirty squirrel

the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions

He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.

by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 6, 2010

squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

by Nut T. Squirrel October 3, 2007

squirrelephant

Superfast elephant with squirrel head. Archrivals with Tree Chickens.

The squirrelephant outran them tree chickens again!

by Da Dubya September 8, 2008

King Squirrel

A badass mother fucker you don't want to mess with.

Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.

by Spencer Bliss November 29, 2007

Cuban Squirrel

Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.

Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.

by Your Undercover Lover September 15, 2009

Ground Squirrel

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013

Nigerian Squirrel

A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.

"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."

by werty29991 December 21, 2014