slack spreading

conscious or unconscious employee habit (usually a dude) of replying outside of a slack thread to make sure one's message is read by the entire channel audience resulting in a waste of everyone's time

woke up to massive slack spreading from our infosec director, put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day

by laurecurly August 12, 2025

Hollywood Spreads

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.

I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!

by theendzombo December 2, 2024

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

Munch Spread

Noun: A complete list of all people that you have performed the act of munching upon.

Yo bro, show me your munch spread, there's no way its bigger than mine.

by ApeRepublic April 26, 2024

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Glute Spread Nigga Sex

where 5 niggas hit simultaneous glute spreads and all start doing butt stuff

bro me and the bros hit a glute spread nigga sex last night

by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025