A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
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A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
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I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.
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Get the Where the good Lord split you mug.Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?
Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?
Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
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