sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.

Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.

by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017

spleeng

a word that is used when trying to spell the word 'spelling' and failing miserably

My spleeng sucks.

by pink_funerals May 23, 2018

SleepingSilk

Whats left after ejaculating.

Clean up your SleepingSilk

by Sadaharu_da_4 June 9, 2018