sparkiegeek

Describes a person who talks about what he/she will do when they get hold of you, but who doesn't have the means to deliver on that threat. Similar to all mouth and no trousers.

"Don't worry about him, he's a great big sparkiegeek".

by RacialJusticePolice February 10, 2014

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

parkling

A small parking lot.

"If the parkling lot was a parking lot, we wouldn't have this issue."

by Simon From Space July 27, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

snorklingus

When your girl sits on your face for so long that you need a snorkeling kit

That girl looks so tight I hope we get to have a night of snorklingus

by howzay February 27, 2017

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017

Sharking

Adjective;

1. When a group of security guards form a pack before investigating an area or dealing with an unruly patron
2. A group of males coming together then going to pursue dangerous activities

"Those security guards/ guys are sharking up, something must be about to go down!"
"Yeah, probably"

by Mackarony5 March 25, 2017