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smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.
I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.
by Shaydawg June 30, 2014
mugGet the smurf fuckingmug.

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
mugGet the smurf creammug.

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
by 3Fitz January 19, 2017
mugGet the smurf bubblingmug.

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.
Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.
by ishikami October 19, 2022
mugGet the piss smurfingmug.

Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass
James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked
by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021
mugGet the Smurf Rockmug.

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)
Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf
by minority426 December 24, 2009
mugGet the The Brainy Smurfmug.

Smurf jam

When a midget creams
Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
mugGet the Smurf jammug.

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