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smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
by deadviserion December 2, 2017
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smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
by 3Fitz January 19, 2017
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Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
by lablanca December 28, 2019
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Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man
"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"
by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020
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smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
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Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass
James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked
by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021
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Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.
by dogdayboy April 2, 2021
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