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smacking the pony

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
by abstract_J May 31, 2009
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pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)
I found some porn and starting pen smacking.
by Sean March 7, 2004
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purple socking

When having sex with someone and your about to ejaculate and you squeeze the two cheeks of their anus together causing there purple rectum to come out causing "purple socking"
Andrea Was Purple Socking With Gareth All Night Now She Walks Like She Has A Pole Up Her Ass..
by bringmethehorizon July 4, 2008
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pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004
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anti-smoking

1) adj. Description of one who is against smoking in a particular place, or smoking alltogether (esp. tobaco smoke)

2) adj. Part of the cause to remove harmful tobacco smoke from partiuclar parts of society - ranging from workplaces and indoor public places, to ALL public places, to banning smoking alltogether.

USUALLY those who are anti-smoking are mostly focused on helping to pass laws that ban workplace and public indoor smoking. Those who want to extend it to include all of outdoors are a bit more rare, mostly because it's alot more difficult to do.
The tobacco industry has very powerful lobbyists, so the anti-smoking movement has a hard time getting smokefree legislation passed to protect public health, despite the fact that it's a no-brainer.
by JessK March 15, 2005
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Smoking Cock

During the act of Fellatio, the pubic hair at the base of the penis shaft, is set ablaze, appearing as though the phallus is being smoked, this term was originated by Reverend JG.
"Hey Sandy, wanna Smoke some cock" said Phineas. Betty replied," Whats that?". Phineas proceeded to explain," its where you come over here, give me some neck, and I light my merkin on fire." With a disoriented look on her face, Betty then asked," what in the fuck is a merkin." Phineas, with a look that would kill 200 bison, sounded off "JUST GET OVER HERE AND SUCK!" Betty Cried, but voluntarily began to smoke cock. When the lewd act was over, and they smoked all the cock, that needed to be smoke, Phineas, treated Betty, to some In-N-Out burgers. Smoking Cock
by UncleRev June 9, 2009
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smoking ass

Going down on someone's ass. Analingus
Those were some yummy chocolate starfish, I love smoking ass
by qoouDenial April 8, 2006
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