salami breath

The smell of ones breath after providing oral pleasure to a man.

Jon had salami breath after he was hanging out with frank this afternoon.

by Salami Sammy October 16, 2013

Dpok Selamat

Second in command of Kirtar Larrio's Kampung Kr3w. He doesn't have an email because his mom took away his computer.

d1S B3 M4H H0ZA110000 DP0K LA~~~?

by Kraut June 29, 2004

Hidden Salami

When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.

Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami

Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!

She loved my steak hitting her face!

by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010

Salamander

A horrible trick invented by the all encompassing mighty master Andrew where one licks two fingers and wipes them on the victims face

That Salamander you gave me left a rash!!

by Ytuk Werdna July 14, 2003

salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

by Slammer May 12, 2004

Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel May 4, 2016

Salami Sweat

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"

Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.

by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017