Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

mitchelli

this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys

me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK

by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

Mitchell yuza

something you say when you dont want to reffer to your penis while in church

"hey brady would you like to see my Mitchell yuza?"
"hell no man were in church!"

by ValZLuV November 28, 2025

Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is a United States federal courthouse and Post Office owned by the federal government. It was designated in 1992 in honor of judge Mitchell Harry Cohen and currently stands in Camden, New Jersey, near the confines of Philadelphia. Prominent exterior features heavily noticeable present oak wainscot paneling, along with decorative terracotta detailing along with Limestone, Granite, and Brick.

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is in Camden.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

Courtney Mitchell

a person from a white family. Either Scottish or English where the name is derived.

Courtney Mitchell has soft velvet red hair.

by europopian September 20, 2009