sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!

Last night the sloppy jocko pleased the whole crew!

by bam nutz April 19, 2009

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Yo my girl gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by Yeet master 696969 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Novel

During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.

I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"

by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017

A sloppy Dallas

A blow job with dip in your mouth.

I’m so Horny, can you give me a sloppy Dallas?

by AllTheOtherNamesAreInUse October 15, 2020

Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017