shoulder

A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.

Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.

by Not.her…. May 5, 2022

Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023

Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.

We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.

by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024

Boulder Shoulder

It's tragic.

You: Hey doc I think I have BOULDER SHOULDER
Doc: What's boulder shoulder?
You: It's tragic

by ToXiC-S May 23, 2020