shooting star

when you're jacking off in complete darkness, you finish the deed and the semen that shoots off illuminates in the dark, looking like a shooting star in the night sky

Damn, that shooting star hit my wall.

by wowser77 October 5, 2009

Crap Shoot

A crap shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. Besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.

"What are you doing friday?"

"I don't know. it's a crap shoot."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

shooting the gap

during the act of defecation, as stool leaves the body flush simultaneously to suck the stool down in one fluid motion to expose maximum smell control

a: "yo dude I gotta deuce"
b: "ah man me too, can you shoot the gap so I can go right after?"poop stool defecation smell
shooting the gap

by poop prank craig September 24, 2011

booty shoot

to consume an illicit pill, such as MDMA, by inserting it into the anus.

you want to get super high super fast? booty shoot it!

by algoar January 2, 2011

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

Shoot Joint

To fight. Usually said accompanied by the motions of throwing punches.

When that guy said my car was a real piece of shit, I was ready to shoot joint right there!

by Grodd January 24, 2008