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Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.
Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.
by jackithepi December 20, 2015
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owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.
That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
by taschenmuschi May 25, 2011
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Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.
“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”
by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018
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trouble shooting

An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.
Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."
by Dmorg November 16, 2003
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shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.
"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"
by Crimz June 24, 2008
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Spooning

when someone can't complete a video game by themselves and needs help every step of the way. says they can do it by themselves but when left to it, immediately asks for help, usually on obvious parts that everyone doesn't even need to think about.derives from the term 'spoon fed', brought about by Andy Stokes.
"how do i get him up there"
"walk"
"Spooning !!"
by randomness051 February 7, 2009
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spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".
kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!
by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008
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