synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

by theDAN78 November 5, 2009

Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010

shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop

michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"

by Sonic (london bre August 26, 2005

Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016