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shatling

a derivative of shat
someone who has shat recently
what you would call someone who is full of shat
"Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."
by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011
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Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.
My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.
by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014
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Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.
Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.
by Slenderman February 16, 2015
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Shittin

Get mad ,scared , telling someone to fuck off
When I kissed her ,and her dad saw me I started shittin bruh 😨
by Mrlegalmigo July 13, 2015
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shitfinity

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.
After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.
by Chuuupa July 23, 2016
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Shipling

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.
I shipling them.
by Otaku -San June 14, 2016
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Shitmint

The taste of minty toothpaste mixed with basically any other taste on earth, leading to the shittiest taste ever
I forgot I brushed my teeth so my orange juice tasted like shitmint
by Alpharat53 July 23, 2017
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