Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013

Sharf

The act of soiling your pants while vomiting.

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 4, 2009

Butt Shelf

butt shelf: an implant into a girl's ass that is so high and large you can place a drink on it.

"The bar was crowded but I found a place on Acea's butt shelf to store my stella."

by David A. Porter January 14, 2010

Elf on a shelf

A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas

Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 21, 2017

Shelfhanger

A man who waits in bars particularly so he can pull the twenty to twoers as he knows he has no chance to pull any-one decent looking. he i sso called as he hangs on for girls that would other wise be 'left on the shelf'

I think that shelfhanger is waiting on you, you ugly bitch

by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016