Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015
Get the Dryer Sheet mug.You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
by Infinia March 21, 2016
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Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling July 21, 2016
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Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed
Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed
by Slick silly December 8, 2017
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by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018
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