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sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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Fo' Seiousness

Another wording for, "You're serious?"
A: Did you do your homework for class?
B: Fo' Seiousness?
by Zane Neuschuler October 20, 2008
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sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008
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Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).
Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)
by redddrose November 10, 2011
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Sailor Moon

you see panty shots of girls in sailor moon.
by tweak July 18, 2003
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sellout

A band or group that appears on MTV, VH1..etc Also, on Major radio stations that get played constantly. Their music sold at Target, Walmart, etc..Merchandise galore at Hot Topic, Walmart..etc
Good Charlotte is a great example...also, Yellowcard and Blink 182. Most sellout bands and groups have obsessive posuers.
by Sellouts suck June 24, 2004
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Hey Sailor

A gay catcall commonly accidentally used by freaks trying to be funny. More often than not, their attempt is not funny and makes them hated by their friends and acquaintances.
Person 1: "Hey sailor! Ha ha lol I'm so funny"
Person 2: Fuck off Will why are you stood with us
by grobscliffe December 10, 2017
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