Navy SEAL

Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.

Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.

by Hugh Jarack September 14, 2005

schallballs

The result of mass quantities of alcohol, not wearing any underwear, and the need to make people feel uncomfortable.

"OH, NO, it's schallballs!"

by poopshoes July 14, 2006

Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

by Gutbang November 16, 2011

Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

"I'll Seal the Envelope all Night"

by Envelope Sealer March 27, 2010

steven segal

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

by partyboy January 31, 2005

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass

man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

by mobettermeatymeatsheros June 2, 2011

Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.

Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015