Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.

Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.

by Nitek July 16, 2011

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.

Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!

by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011

Salthammer

The name given to sexy funny naughty Swedish girls.

Hey here comes Salthammer clear the table the partys about to start.

by MERT July 4, 2012

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014