Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

Off the Richter scale

Some one going crazy on another person

When my homeboy gets out he is going to go off the Richter scale about his kids

by Slugga88 January 23, 2021

1-10 Female attractive scale

The scale anyone uses to rate how beautiful or sexually attractive girls are, on mostly a personal level of course ;D

Friend: Hey man have you seen that chick in psychology class? She's hot you should ask her out.
You: Yeah She's not too bad, Although I'll give her an 8 on 1-10 Female attractive scale since she's kinda cute though.

by VirtualShark October 1, 2016

1-10 Attractiveness Scale

1-4: Nope.
5: Meh. Not good, not bad.
6: Alright. One night stands.
7: Can sustain relationship. Braggable to family.
8: WIFE! Braggable to friends.
9: Keep! Keep! Keep!
10: Fairy tale. Get a 8 or a 9.

1-10 Attractiveness Scale
Dude, I smashed last night.
How attractive?
10!
Bruh, you are high! There is now way you scored a 10!

by bus44 September 3, 2016

for schlerken

A much more l33t way of saying "fo shizzle".

Bob: That guy says 'fo shizzle' way to much.
Tom: For schlerken he does.
Bob: What a fag.

by The Great and Almighty Skid August 1, 2004