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COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
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Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.
n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
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Sally

It’s a girl I think, clit the size of a horse cock, back stabbing two timing piece of live garbage who has sex with a 18 year old for cash. So stuck up and rotten anything she touches turns to feces and melts. She’ll fuck you like she fucks her man, if you have something she wants or money’s involved. Trust me boys and girls I have experienced it, if you don’t pay attention she’ll stick to you like a tick bringing you down and filling your with diseases. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SMALLER WORSE LOOKING BRANDON ROGERS HALL MONITOR BEWARE AND STAY SAFE
Did you see sally yesterday I heard she put her make up on like that Brandon Rogers hall monitor
by Man that hurt April 17, 2020
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Sally Garden

A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.

Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.

“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.

Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020
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Sexy sally

When sally is acting very intresting and you dont know why
Emily: Hi sally
Sally: ( Bends down and flips her hair) hi girl I am being sexy sally!
Emily: your probably just doing what my mother was taking this morning heroine!
by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson February 15, 2020
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Rusty Sally

The act of finishing yourself off after pulling your cock out of a woman's butt!
My wife said she was starting to feel some pain so I had to give myself a rusty Sally!
by Rusty Sally May 3, 2020
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Sally

A terrible evil young lady who is extremely devious. She will try to kill you if you do not watch or back. If you know a sally, stay away from her.
OMG sally is so terrible!
by EtakeYOURchick May 27, 2020
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