Super Straight

A sexuality created by transphobic straight men as an excuse for their transphobia.

A mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.

A: "Are you transphobic?"
B: "No, I'm super straight."
A: "So you're transphobic then-"

by LochNessie02 March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A transphobic straight person who will avoid trans people in their dating pool regardless of circumstance. Sexually insecure enough to make it an entire "orientation" to justify awful behavior. While many will say it's just a "preference" it is actually a dog whistle to say that they hate trans people. If it was a preference, they wouldn't make it their entire identity. e.g. you don't say "skinnysexual" to mention you have a preference.

John: What!? I thought you were cis?
Ashley: It shouldn't be a problem?
John: No, it is. I'm super straight.
Ashley: What the hell? You're an asshole, get out.

by AnimeCarebear March 18, 2021

Super straight

A bunch of transphobic idiots trying to be oppressed and in a community that they don’t even like.

normal person: hey man, what’s your sexuality?

mindless idiot: i’m super straight

normal person: die

by you’re an idiot😐‼️ March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who identifies as Super Straight is usually insecure boys ranging from 9-13 years old. They usually have Nor/Mal pronouns in their bio and you know how that goes. It's usually just a phase or they're most likely following the trend. They're most likely misogynistic.

"Why don't I have a girlfriend?"

"Why do girls walk away from me when I try to talk to them? Is it because I am Super Straight?"

by 621y March 19, 2021

Super straight

A turn Americans use to be able to spread hate onto trans people.

I am super straight

by Octave49 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight are insecure and transphobic straight people who claim that they are only attracted to the opposite gender, BUT they wouldn't date someone that’s not biologically a woman. Trans women are real women who were born in their wrong body, so they transitioned to be comfortable with their body, so not dating a trans woman because "they are not real women" makes you transphobic. Super straight it's not a sexuality and invalidates trans women, so STFU.

- Hey would you date trans women?
- No, they are not real women to me
- That's transphobic...
-No it's not, it's my sexuality, I'm super straight.

- No, saying that you would not date a trans girl because "they are not real girls" IS TRANSPHOBIC

by im not ok March 8, 2021