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stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.
by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016
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stump burning

Burning a stump, that's fucking all!
Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.
by Gooch McJunkin September 20, 2017
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Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.
Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!
by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020
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stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand
I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler
by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021
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parick stump

fedora wearing, tattoo less, 4 foot man.

best known for singing in the band fall out bros.

Joe Trohman is his best bro.
sweetest man alive.
fob fan: OHH MA GURD PATRICK STUMP IS HOOOT!11!
fob fan 2: UMM I agree HOW RELATABLE !1!11!
fob fan 3: yeah i like parick but pete wentz is hotter.

fob fan 1and 2: UMM EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF HERE!1! YEAH PETE WENTZ IS HOT BUT PARICK STUMP IS BETTER!1!
by a yee May 6, 2018
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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007
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bump the stump

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
by JRB55 September 15, 2010
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